Sunday, November 18, 2007

AND I'M NOTHING IF NOT CLASSY

Last night was Fight Night and we spent it at the newest BW3's, just off of campus. Unfortunately, last night was also a big UC football game so parking was all but non-existent (see: I parked on the opposite end of campus at my fraternity and walked a good mile to get there). So when it was time to go home, the guys and I hitched a ride back to my car.

"So what are we doing now?"

"I think just going home and going to bed."

"We could always go back to their place and have an orgy."

"I don't know guys. Four of you and one of me. I don't really think it would be so much an orgy as a gang bang."

(Disgusted groans)

"It just takes all sense of class out of it when you call it a gang bang."

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