Wednesday, July 05, 2006

THINGS BETTER LEFT UNSAID

"This shirt looks more risqué than it actually is because it doesn't cover all the tan lines."

"Yeah, I have to admit I noticed."

"The boobs or the tan lines?"

"... boobs."

"Well, I've never noticed you notice so, good job."

"I try not to look at all but when you present them like that..."



"It all goes straight to your hips."

"Well, it's true. You just looked didn't you?!"

"If this is the first time you've noticed me looking at your butt then we're good."



*Names have been left out to protect... another who isn't me.

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