LICK AND STICK

It's my own damn fault. Really. It is.

I mean, I am the one who invented the game... but when you're 16, you really don't think about the consequences of your actions following you, not only through high school, but all of college as well and yesterday, those consequences came down with a resounding "thwap" right in the middle of my forehead.

Yes, I was bested by my future brother-in-law at Lick and Stick (WHICH SOOOO SHOULDN'T BE COUNTED BECAUSE I WAS A-S-L-E-E-P!!! The only way I would have been able to forgive him is if he'd remembered to yell, "whose laughin' now, bitches!").

You may well be wondering what is this Lick and Stick I speak of? Well... um.. I have an annoying cousin, Matthew, who is about 6 years older than me, give or take a few months, and when I was 16 I wasn't allowed to cuss and he SO needed a good talking too so I did the next best thing. I licked my hand and slapped him in the forehead. This later turned into a game where two competing factions... well, attempt to hit the other in the forehead more times with a spit covered hand. GROSS! I know! No one in this family has played this game since I was still in high school so imagine my surprise when my brat of a little sister LICK AND STICKS ME IN THE FOREHEAD! Bitch.

Anyway, a HUGE Lick and Stick battle ensued between me and my sisters and I TOTALLY WON BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE SLOW AND COULDN'T POSSIBLY WORK TOGETHER TO GET ME! HAH! And we left the guys out of it. It was just between me and the sisters, no fiances but this morning! This morning my asshole B-I-L totally Lick and Sticked me at 5 IN THE MORNING WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!

"Don't go to sleep angry. Stay up and plot your revenge." You have been WARNED, Trini!



On another note: They have a POTTERY F'ING BARN OUTLET STORE!!!! (Exit 65 off of 71 - Jeffersonville) I am all about Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel, West Elm, and IKEA all rolled into one. I love me some mass produced modern design.