(-1) Walk in late when you're supposed to go anywhere with my dad who isn't the most patient of people AND HE SO DID NOT PASS THAT ON TO ME!
(-2) Let it rain when you're moving stuff and get the TV wet (shh! Mom didn't tell Jaymie about that yet).
(-3) Show up at grandpa's house to move stuff in when both of you forgot the key.
(-4) Pinch your finger rehitching the borrowed trailer.
(-5) Get yelled at by grandpa for putting the dresser and desk in the garage (on the side!) when there isn't any room to put them in the house.
(+1) Secretly plot to move the dresser and desk behind his car.
(-6) Borrowed truck's airhorns start BLARING for No. Apparent. Reason.
(-7) Get pulled over by an idiotic Jackson Cop for No. Apparent. Reason.
(-8) Borrowed truck's airhorns start blaring AGAIN as you pull over for the cop. In a fit, yank the keys from the ignition and throw them as far from you on the dashboard as possible to stop the bleating. Borrowed truck's airhorns are STILL BLEATING.
(-9) Explain the ownership of the car to the cop twice who isn't actually listening either time.
(-10) Get an $80 ticket for faulty licence plates on the borrowed trailer that SHOULD BE RIGHT BUT THE BMV SENT THE WRONG ONES!)
Rinse and repeat.
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