Tuesday, May 23, 2006

I GOT NOTHING

My dream involved DAAP... only about 100x more confusing and complex with a lot more 'secret passages', laughing gas, an elevator, and Dennis Rodman. We had to get the laughing gas away from Dennis Rodman because he didn't want to share it with the woman who was dying and needed it more than he did.

Bastard.




*SHAMELESS PLUG*
New favorite comedian, Mitch Fatel:
"Small breasts have more personality. They're like, 'Hi, can I help you with something?' and you're like, 'No.... I'm just lookin'."
www.mitchfatel.com

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