"Ohh! Guess what Issac gave me?!"
"HERPES!!!"
((at which point the lady friend who was holding hands with him pulled away))
"... I... oh, wow. I should be giving you the finger right now but... I have to give you props."
* * *
"You guys should have told me your house was this cold. I would have brought my space heater."
"Except then we would have all been huddled around it."
"No, we wouldn't. It oscillates."
"That's pronounced osk-illates. There is a 'c' in there."
"... No, it isn't."
"Yeah, it's not."
"... Did you honestly think I would believe you?"
"I was hoping."
"This coming from a guy who gets an air-five from his roommate whenever he uses a big word."
"Hell, yeah!"
* * *
Rachel: "You should update your blog more often. I read it everyday! Sometimes, I even read it multiple times a day."
Me: "Yeah, I try to but nothing all that interesting has been going on recently."
Will: "You know, I read your blog, too."
Me: "Aww, really? Do you read it everyday?"
Will: "No way. Not everyday. That's just crazy."
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3 comments:
I agree with Rachel. I live to read your blog and then when there is nothing new I am sad :( Please make me happy.
BTW: the herpes comment....Excellent! I bow down.
I read it every day!
Also, I'm guessing the second conversation was between you and...Danny?
Ding Ding Ding! Jennith wins a prize!!! (The prize being my love and adoration.)
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