"Would you visit me?"
"What?"
"Would you visit me? You know, if you met me outside of an alien abductee convention and I told you I ran a reflexology booth out the back of my Winnebago?"
"I? Wha? NO! Not unless I wanted to be raped and pillaged before getting cut up into tiny, little pieces. Do you have ANY idea how creepy that is?!"
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I am very concerned. Who owns a Winnebago?
No one. The Distraction has recently been talking about his life ambitions. This was one.
Creepy as it may be.
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