"OHMYGODWEHAVEACRISIS!"
"Oh, Jesus! What happened?!"
"Um, well, I broke a nail."
"..."
"What?! That's a crisis!"
"You have got to be kidding me, kid."
"BUT THE WEDDING IS IN A WEEK!"
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Ma:
"Mommy! I have a crisis! The perfect, happy wedding has been thwarted."
"Alright. And exactly how is that?"
"I broke a nail."
"SONOFABITCH! So, are you going to need a tip put on?"
"Probably not. I figure my nailbeds are long enough she can just cut the rest and fake it."
"You're a bitch, you know that?"
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1 comment:
You are a bitch, but I love you! Which nail did you break? This could be used to your advantage if anyone is an ass at the wedding. Effective yet still lady like.....
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