LOVE LETTERS

Dear Guinness,
I'm very sorry about kicking you in the head on our walk this evening. There must have been something incredibly interesting in the path of my foot and I just couldn't react in time.

Love,
Mama



Dear Mommy,
Is okay. Only minor concushun. I is tuff and haz hard head. Didn't even whimper like lil sissy dog cousin.

I can haz yer foods now though, right?

Paws,
Guin



Dear Guinness,
No, you can not "haz" my food.

XOXO,
Mama



Dear Female,
Bitch.

G