MORE THAN JUST A ROOMMATE

"Katie, I think I have a (left blank for your well being and because there actually ARE some things I won't admit to the web viewing public... let us just call it a "thing")."

"Are you sure it's a thing? Do you want me to look at it?"

"Not really."

"Well, I could tell you if it actually IS a thing."

"..."

"...?"

"FINE!"

(Looking intently at some part of my body) "That's a thing alright."

"We must NEVER speak of this again."