I have attempted to use this site to try and entertain the masses. Occassionally it's hit or miss but I think I've done a fair job, so when I hear that one of my masses (no, that is NOT a fat joke) is despressed... WELL! I'm going to do my damnedest to try to cheer them up. So may I present to you:
TOP 10 REASONS I HEART ERIK WITH A K!!!*
10. He works with crazy people.
9. The man is brilliantly sarcastic with a dry wit that is like the creamy sauce on top of the fetticini.
8. He's going to be a pro-wrestler.
7. He's like the Rock only A MILLION TIMES COOLER!
6. He's definately not ashamed of his MASSIVE action figure collection.
5. He doesn't get all squeamish when I make dirty jokes, and often times joins in.
4. He gives really good hugs.
3. He isn't bitter and resentful of (most) women.
2. He has superhuman powers. It's true. I've seen it. It's called compassion.
1. He writes the greatest theme songs KNOWN TO MAN!
*There are certainly more than ten reasons but I had to end this entry somewhere.
FEEL BETTER, ERIK WITH A K! I command you!
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3 comments:
He really has written the greatest theme song ever. Why doesn't he have a grammy!!!???
yeah gotta love the theme song. ba dump bump.
thank you so much for the kind words. you made my month and then some.
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