His puppy lasted all of two days.
Because I wasn't watching for all of five minutes.
And he managed to tear puppy's forehead open.
But not before repeatedly sexually molesting him.
And then staring forlornly as his missing testicles as if to say, "What happened to my happy ending?"
Rest in pieces puppy. Rest in fuzzy, fluffy pieces.
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If Dad would've had boys, they would've been like Guinness.
Nice to see he's settling right in.
Well, you know... pets tend to act like their owners... Shannon
j/k :>
-Brent
It's true. Guinness did to puppy what I do to men's souls.
Sexually molest then rip their heads open?
Is your totem animal a freaking praying mantis?
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