"Please don't do the Bunny Hop at the office anymore."
"What? Why?"
"Because I was fixated. Why do you think I ran off to the other side of the room? I had to distract myself."
"... But I'm wearing a turtle neck!"
"IT STILL JIGGLES!"
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Re: Michael's puppy name comment.
Chauncey is a name the Distraction's parents considered for him which is something that has resulted in much mocking from me.
Because I'm charming.
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