"OW!"
"What'd you do?"
"I hit myself in the face with the shovel handle."
"That sucks."
"I think it might bruise."
"It's not gonna bruise."
"Well, if it does, I'm just going to tell people you hit me."
"Because that would be believable."
"I don't know that it's so far-fetched. I think the part they'd struggle with is your continued ability to feed yourself without the aid of a tube."
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I have to say, sometimes I don't know which part is you.
I hit myself in the face with a shovel. It's true.
Boy are you slick.......
Boy are you a smart ass.
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