Thursday, March 06, 2008

"INNER" MONOLOGUE

My place of employment (known henceforth as POE) is making a video.

Don't ask me why.

A part of that video required as many people as possible from all departments to cram together in our atrium (with props!) and stare up at the camera.

Someone walked in with a fire ax.

My boss' boss: "Hey you guys with the fire ax, why don't you come up front here?"

Co-worker A: "Yes. Let's bring all of the weapons to the front."

Co-worker 2: "That thing ain't nothing but a glorified hoe."

Me: "You know, I've been called that before."

The situation deteriorated rapidly after that.

1 comment:

Duchess T said...

Sometimes you should probably think beofe you speak....maybe