YOU REALLY ARE. I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU ABOUT SUCH THINGS.

"So are you really going to be spending most of your free time at my place once I move up here?"

"Yeah."

"Well, how many nights a week are we talking about here?"

"That depends. Are you going to have cable?"

"Yes."

"Are you going to have DVR?"

"No."

"What?! But it's only $14 a month!"

"Well, if you really want it, you can pay for it."

"... But it's $14 a month!"

"You're pathetic. You know that, right?"