M.O.M.

Today my mother, sister, and I embarked on what was to be a monumental shopping trip.

We shopped from 12:30 until 9 p.m. We visited three separate Targets, all in the hopes of attaining some throw pillows, a dust ruffle, and some shams.

It was GLORIOUS.

And I've found out something very awesome. I spent... not very much money today (comparatively) and I got all this shit:

• A second cityscape painting to go with the one I got for Christmas.


• A tray to put on the ottoman I plan on getting later.


• A duvet.


• Pillow cases.


• A blue throw pillow for my bed.


• Lunch.


• Two blue throw pillows for the Patriot.


• A soap dish, tumbler and tissue box for the bathroom.


• New matching rings for the shower curtain.


• 400 thread count sheets.


• A brown and a kick-ass blue throw pillow to also go on my bed.


• Two brown throw pillows to go on the Patriot... which were promptly returned after I found two OTHER brown throw pillows I liked even better at the very next store.


• Dr. Scholl's shoe inserts.


• A blue throw pillow to match the original one we bought to go on my bed.


• Shams.


• A second duvet. (Which means the first one is getting returned at a later date.)


• A bed skirt.

You might be thinking how lucky I am to have gotten so very much for so very little. I would like to point out that these deep, deep discounts could be yours if you are the lucky holder of a M.O.M. card.

Mine just so happens to be platinum.