"I can't wear girl boxer briefs. My thighs are too thick and they roll. I have to wear long underwear."
"Why don't you just wear regular underware?"
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"Well, I can't put on a sock with one hand! Besides, it's extra hard to put on socks when your pudgy. And they're Doctor Scholls stretchy socks... which is just another word for orthopedic."
"Geriatrc."
"Mom just said they're 'old guy' socks."
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I am absolutely lost!
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