"Your mom totally wants me."
"I beg your pardon?"
"It's true. If your dad weren't in the way, she would be ALL OVER this."
Snorting laughter.
"Oh, what? What's her other option? Bob?"
(Bob is how I, from this day forth, will refer to my younger sister's fiance.)
***
"I finally figured out how to make it 8 inches. Ask me how."
"How?"
"Fold it in half."
***
"My vagina can grow a better beard than you can."
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Please. Trini wins hands down. He has an ACCENT. A REAL one!!
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