THE TALLY SO FAR

Guinness	Chewbacca	Naughty Occurrence
X	X	Marked in Grandma and Grandpaw's house
	X	Marked more than once in Grandma and Grandpaw's house
	X	Almost marked his Grandpaw's leather jacket
X		Almost marked his Grandpaw's brandy new motorcycle
X	X	Snuck in the laundry room
X		Snuck in the laundry room and pooped on Grandma's pink shirt
X	X	Attempted to pick a fight with a dog that was bigger than him
X	X	Instigated a fight with his cousin
X		Won those fights
X	X	Got put in time out
X		Required his jaws pried open to retrieve the treat he stole from his cousin
X	X	Bit his mama
X	X	Bit his aunt
X	X	Got called a "bad egg" by his Grandpaw
X		Ran out of the yard
X	X	Promptly passed out upon leaving his Grandma and Grandpaw's house