BOOB DAY*

"What are you doing?"

"Not much, why?"

"We're walking by the building and I think you should come out and say hi."

"Why?"

"Because it would be nice."

"Ehh."

"And because I'm wearing an awesome boob shirt."

"Ohh!"

"With no bra."

"What's with the skank?"

"Because it's hot out."

"And hot equals skank?"

"Um, yeah. So are you coming out?"

"I'll be right there."


*Blatently stolen from the sexiest man on the internet.