Me: "I'm excited. I get to go to Olive Garden tonight."
Coworker A: "Why are you going there?"
Me: "I have a date with lucky Bachelor #9."
Coworker A: "After you're done with him can I be Bachelor #10?"
Me: "Aww. That's sweet of you but you don't exactly meet my qualifications. I mean, for one, you're married."
Coworker A: "I'm also 64."
Me: "There is that."
Coworker 2: "You know there's a saying: There may be snow on the mountain but that doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace."
Coworker A: "But does he have the wood to sustain the fire?"
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