Tuesday, April 29, 2008

CONVERSATIONS WITH COWORKERS

Me: "I'm excited. I get to go to Olive Garden tonight."

Coworker A: "Why are you going there?"

Me: "I have a date with lucky Bachelor #9."

Coworker A: "After you're done with him can I be Bachelor #10?"

Me: "Aww. That's sweet of you but you don't exactly meet my qualifications. I mean, for one, you're married."

Coworker A: "I'm also 64."

Me: "There is that."

Coworker 2: "You know there's a saying: There may be snow on the mountain but that doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace."

Coworker A: "But does he have the wood to sustain the fire?"

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