Sunday, April 13, 2008

AT LEAST I HOPE YOU WERE BLITZED

Dear Random Drunk Woman in a Bar;

If you are going to get blitzed out of you mind and yell things like you "ain't got no tits or no ass," then I cannot be held responsible when my snarky-assed response is, "Well let us all thank God for your charming personality."

It simply could not be helped.

Sincerely,

The Management

1 comment:

Duchess T said...

The Management has it right!!!

Random Drunk Bitch,

You need to stop feeding your low self-esteem booze.

Sincerely,

The Management's Older Sister