24: THERE WILL BE LUNCH

The following is a phone conversation that took place between the hours of 11 and noon:

"What?"

"Did you get me a chocolate milkshake?"

"YES! I got you a freaking milkshake."

"Really?"

"Yeah, and I got me one, too."

"Oh, well that's good, because I was just calling to offer you sexual favors to convince you to get said milkshake."

"Wait, what? Wha... what sexual favors?"

"Well, nothing now because you already got me mah milkshake."

"What?! You suck!"

"Muahahahahaha!"

"That's it! I'm just going to drink your milkshake!"

"NOOOOO!"