My apartment is FAH-REE-ZING. Why don't you turn on the heat you suggest? Because my heat is connected to the whole building so the landlord has to do it and he informed me Wednesday that on Thursday they would either turn it on for the year or DETERMINE IF IT NEEDED REPLACED.
Blink. Blink, blink.
And now I ask you, why was this not done BEFORE it got to be 41 degress IN MY APARTMENT?! My appendages might FREEZE. OFF.
WTF, dude?!
Oh, also, one of the screws that holds my toilet seat on is broken.
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Last night my buddy's wife was making us all cake when his brother showed up and spewed this little gem: "Oh, you want that butter soft? I'll make it soft for you.... You won't still want it."
And then later, this one: "I gave you a perfectly good tag line and--"
"It was dirty!"
(Shocked, gapping-mouthed silence) "It was dirty?! Coming from you?! You're one towel away from becoming a pornographer!"
Asshole. I used a pink heart to cover up his cash and prizes, too.
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This made me giggle. I heart the hat.
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The hat rocks!!
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