You realize that with the w(e)inn(er)ing of my contest, you will be blessed with good luck and lots of amorous, pert women who will litter your bed with conquests?
OR
The OTHER great prizes you were promised for participating which are (in order of importance):
- My love and adoration
- Use of tagline on THIS VERY BLOG for the rest of THIS VERY MONTH
- A nice entry written about you (that doesn't involve the earnings of college moneys in raunchy ways) that you can print and frame and hang on your wall so people realize you are friends with ME
- An autographed dollar in the shape of an armadillo
All of which will happen later. Except the tagline usage, which is actually already happening. See: above.
So, yay Michael and thank you everyone else for playing along! For those of you distraught about not winning, there shall be more games later. Because I'm an attention whore.
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