Thursday, June 01, 2006

LIFE WITH ROOMMATES, PART DEUCE

Me: "I have holes [in my pants]."

Katie: "Ohh! Easy access. So some guy has multiple options."

Marta: "Is that what we're calling them now? Options?"

Me: "CHRIS! I have options!

Marta: "Everyone has options."

Me: You want to explore my options?"

Chris: "I've already explored your options."

Me: "WHAT?!"

Chris: "I did it when you were asleep."

Me: "Well, that isn't fair."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am truly frightened for you my dear. Tell everyone to leave your options alone or the Trini will Lick n Stick 'em. And not in a good way!!

Anonymous said...

Nice to have someone defending your honor/options...go Mark!

Who the hell is Chris?

Anonymous said...

Chris is the gardener
-Katie