THAT FELT GOOD

If you know ANYTHING about Digital Design, then know that when you put 3 designers in a room, AT LEAST 4 of those designers have the biggest, most unjustified egos ON THE PLANET, particularly in the realm of who is more talented. Well, we have one designer in particular (it's really a group of them we call the Fantastic Four... not because we deem them to BE fantastic, nor even because there are four of them since the group has actually expanded in the last quarter, but because it's catchy and we're suckers for any insult? we can manage) who can be described as nothing short of a DICK! Oh my God, is this guy a DICK!, and NOTHING, NO OTHER INSULT I'VE EVER THOUGHT OF, comes anywhere near as close to describing this guy. This is why we RELISH the opportunity to put DICK! in his place, even just a little bit. Like today:

"Oh! Juicy Juice!" (Thanks, mom!)

"This food is for the Digital Seniors only." (READ THE PAPER PLATE, BITCHES!)

"But DICK! said we could have some."

"You tell DICK! he can kiss my ass."

"Well, who's saying it."

"YOU. TELL. HIM. SHANNON. SAID. HE. CAN. KISS. MY. ASS."

Now, DICK! is more than welcome to partake of the snacky goodness simply by BEING a Digital Design Senior, no matter how we may feel toward him. BUT! But, he did not contribute a DIME to the refreshments, so seriously. Seriously, DICK! KISS MY ASS! And I'm not the only one who feels this way:

Jessica B: "I'm so glad that happened."