THESE ARE THE IDIOTS I CHOOSE TO HANG OUT WITH

Don't they look sweet in that post-coital glow? They slept like that all night, smiles plastered to their cherubic faces, wanted so desperately to cling to one another in the cool, dark still of the night.



Matt:E and Jennith share a contemplative gaze, discussing the meaning of life and how to solve world hunger and cancer.



Until Matt:E get's fresh with Jennith's boobs and she attempts to eat his sombraro in a half-hearted retaliation.



These are shots that should have been in Matt:E's high school year book.
Matt:E happy:



Matt:E pensive. Or constipated:



Umm, yeah. That would be D.O. in a trash can. Because there is no other shot I would rather get when out in nature than sitting with a trash can lid on my head.

Sadly, he was actually allowed to be the alpha male of the group for a whole 10 minutes after pulling this stunt.



Kings of the world.