"I lifted. That means I can kick your ass."
"Doubtful. I could take you. Easily."
"Yeah, well I AT LEAST have more endurance than you, especially since you smoke. You would get winded."
"Baby, in the 30 to 45 seconds it would take me to beat. your. ass. I'm not REAL concerned about getting winded."
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"See, this is why I won't let you have nice things. Because you won't let me grow majestic facial hair."
My boyfriend didn't say that. Her's did. (My boyfriend is unable to grow majestic facial hair.)
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On his hair.
"Smells like dinosaurs!"
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