"So she called me and pointedly asked me how my PIERCINGS were doing. So I told her my ears were fine but my nipples were killing me."
"Sounds more like something I would do to her."
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"You are 25 years old! I should not have to tell you to swallow!"
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"I think he's cute."
"Who? Your dad?"
"...Not exactly."
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