ANGRY BUTT

I finally went to the doctor after getting nauseous for the second time since I strained my neck. In her infinate wisdom she told me to:

- stop straining my neck (um, yeah, thanks)

- no more reading in bed (well, hell)

- not to use the elliptical machine at the rec (hopefully as in "just until this heals", not as in "forever", because the bike hurts my bum)


Then she gave me a prescription for 800mg Ibeprophin and shot me. Or rather had me shot.

In the ass.

With a big ole needle.

That sumbitch STUNG. And it was completely okay when I was walking but the second I stopped to chat with the clerk at the receptionist area, hot damn did my ass light on fire. And not even in the same area I got shot. It hurts about an inch below that area, but believe you me that area is bruised. It was supposed to be a muscle relaxer but HAH. I have them fooled. It would take a horse traquilizer to relax me.

Now all I have is a sore head and an angry butt.