SOCKS

"Can you hand me the sock that's stuck in my boot?"

"You were wearing socks?"

"Yeah."

"You were wearing socks."

"IT WAS COLD."

"When did you go out?"

"Yesterday."

"So you're re-wearing socks?"

"So?"

"So, ew."

"You re-wear the socks you use to walk the dog in ALL THE TIME."

"Yeah, but those are thermal socks. Those are special."

"And have you even washed the outfit you wear to walk the dog ONCE since you've taken over dog-walking duties?"

"Yes."

"More than once?"

"No."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT."