Adam, silly, crazy boy that he is, revealed to me last night that when I call him at work and end the phone conversation with an "I love you," he feels obligated to repeat it lest he deal with my wrath (DESPITE ME TELLING HIM A "YOU TOO" WOULD SUFFICE). This was unfortunate yesterday because a coworker overheard him and oh. The shit, it was copious (as well it should have been).
And because I am evil, this made me giggle.
Also because I'm evil and because I leave for lunch earlier than he does, I decided to call him as I was making my way to my car.
"Hello?"
"I was just calling to say I love you."
"Oh. Well in that case, I love you, too."
"You're not in the office, are you?"
"Nope!"
"DAMNIT!!!"
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For the record, a "You too", or "me too" wouldn't suffice and you know it! I could go Han Solo and just answer "I know" but I think I'm going to make up random code phrases. So when I reply, "The new moon rises in the North" you'll know that I love you... and I'm an uber-geek.
I will only know that you love me if you say so.
Possible filler phrases:
No, the peaches are not ripe.
Yes, I put it under the sink.
The chicken is in the hen-house.
The pigeons fly at midnight.
The tide rises early.
Dinosaurs were big boned.
presh.
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