Monday, December 04, 2006

BUT DANNY PEES IN THE SHOWER*

*It makes him happy when he is sad... and there is also a special way to do it to ensure it gets everywhere. Ask me. I would be more than happy to show you.


Man Friend: "Okay well I'm going to go inside now and stop freezing my balls off."

Me: "You could get online and talk to me."

Man Friend: "I know and I will later after I eat and pee and take a dump and take a shower. Though I guess I could do two of those at the same time."

Me: "Pee and take a shower?"

Man Friend: "Um, no. Pee and take a dump. Wow, I wish I controlled your blog so I could write about this."

Me: "Not necessary. I'll do it."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stewie - don't we all wish we controlled her blog at some time????

Anonymous said...

hee hee hee
Your name may not be Stewie but your nickname sure is....you can thank Scottie.....
hee hee hee