"I'm bleeding and in pain and it's YOUR FAULT because you're a boy!"
"I know, honey. You're right and I'm sorry."
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TV Commercial: "What are the three C's of diamond purchasing?"
Me: "Cut, clarity, and..."
Erik: "Carat?"
Me: "Yeah, carat."
Matt: "What about cost? Doesn't that factor in at all?"
Erik: "You know, I'm of the mindset of (some comedian that I can't remember) that if I'm going to buy a woman a ring then she's got to forge me a sword."
Matt: "That would be awesome."
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