"You know, you really should talk to the baby so she learns to recognize your voice. That way she'll find you comforting."
"She can't hear me over all your crazy loud gastrointestinal noises."
"Yes, she can! Shut up."
"Well, then what should I say to her?"
"Whatever you want."
"Fine. Hi, Baby! We're going to play broomball except your mommy can't play because you came along and ruined her season."
"Oh, you are just so (CENSORED) endearing."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment